"I've just been so busy"

"I've just been so busy" is the lamest excuse ever. Before telling someone this nonsense, think about what a douche-nozzle you are. A simple phone call can take up to 40 seconds, if a voicemail is left, a minute. You take that long to decide what coffee you are going to order at Starfucks. Call your friends back, it means alot these days.